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Across 212 single-item tater tot logs, Signos members averaged a +40.5 mg/dL glucose peak — with 65.6% of responses crossing the +30 mg/dL threshold. Eat them at breakfast alongside eggs and that average drops to 36.1 mg/dL; push total meal carbs past 60g and it climbs ~34% higher.
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Yes — across 212 meals where members ate tater tots alone, the average glucose peak was +40.5 mg/dL, with 65.6% of responses exceeding the +30 mg/dL threshold. In our single-item cohort of 212 tater tot logs, the median peak was +38.0 mg/dL and 56.6% of responses landed in the high-spike tier (>35 mg/dL). Three levers dominate the outcome: total carb load at the meal (≥60g pushes peaks 34% higher vs. light builds, p<0.001), meal timing (morning consumption is associated with a 22.4% lower response vs. the rest-of-day baseline), and meal context (breakfast protein pairing cuts the average to 36.1 mg/dL across 947 matched logs). Protein alone — without breakfast-context fat — showed no statistically significant effect in matched analysis. These are observational findings, not causal claims.
Some members spike +36.5 mg/dL. Others spike +52. The only way to know how you'll spike is to measure with a Signos CGM.
Tater tots' +40.5 mg/dL average in 212 single-item logs traces primarily to fried potato starch — a rapidly digestible carbohydrate that, absent buffering fat or protein, hits the bloodstream quickly. The dominant cohort lever is total meal carb load: meals with ≥60g carbs produced peaks 34.1% higher than lighter builds (p<0.001, n=934). Meal timing adds a second-order effect — morning consumption was associated with a 22.4% lower response across 567 before-10am logs (p<0.001), consistent with heightened morning insulin sensitivity. Notably, protein pairing without the breakfast context (e.g., tots with chicken at dinner) showed no statistically significant effect in matched analysis (p=0.43, n=2,835), suggesting the breakfast discount is driven by the combination of timing and mixed macronutrient context, not protein alone. These effects are observational, not yet causal.
This page draws on Signos CGM production data logged between March 2025 and April 2026. The single-item cohort — meals where tater tots were logged without other foods — comprises 212 meals from 176 unique members, and is the primary source for headline stats (mean peak +40.5 mg/dL, median +38.0 mg/dL). The broader cohort of all logged meals containing tater tots spans 3,542 meals from 1,971 unique members; modifier-table effects are derived from this wider set. Statistical comparisons use Welch's t-test on matched pairs. All modifier effects cited carry p<0.001 unless noted; the protein-high modifier (p=0.43) is explicitly flagged as non-significant and excluded from editorial claims. Cohort filtering restricts to meals with a measured glucose rise between 0 and 100 mg/dL (ppgr_case='regular'). Tater tot meals were identified via regex matching on logged food names. A minimum of 30 matched meals is required for modifier slots to appear in the recipe builder; the totchos/nacho-style sub-cohort reached zero matches and is excluded.