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Across 24,753 kale logs from 6,392 Signos members, meals averaged +29.1 mg/dL — but kale itself (GI 15, GL 1) carries almost no glycemic load. The cohort signal comes from what's around the leaves: a kale-Caesar with croutons holds at +28 mg/dL, while a kale grain bowl pushes to +35.4 mg/dL — a +8 mg/dL delta driven by the rice or quinoa, not the kale.
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No — kale itself is glucose-flat (GI 15, GL 1). The +29.1 mg/dL cohort average comes from what's eaten alongside it: bread, croutons, smoothie sweeteners, and grain-bowl rice. Across 24,753 logged meals containing kale, the average glucose peak was +29.1 mg/dL (median +25 mg/dL). But kale's published glycemic load is just 1 — meaning the kale itself contributes almost nothing to that peak. The signal comes from context: a kale grain bowl averaged +35.4 mg/dL (+8 mg/dL above kale alone), a kale wrap averaged +34.7 mg/dL (+7 mg/dL), while a kale Caesar with croutons held at +28.0 mg/dL — statistically indistinguishable from kale alone. Light-carb meals with kale held at +25.7 mg/dL; very-heavy-carb meals (110g+) pushed to +42.5 mg/dL. The leaves are the constant; the carbs around them are the variable.
Some members spike +25.7 mg/dL. Others spike +42.5. The only way to know how you'll spike is to measure with a Signos CGM.
Kale is a near-zero-carb leafy green — published GI 15, GL 1 — so its +29.1 mg/dL cohort average across 24,753 meals is driven almost entirely by what surrounds it on the plate. The single biggest lever measured is total meal carb load: meals with ≥60g of carbs ran 47.7% higher than the low-carb baseline (p<0.001, n=3,934), and the carb-bucket analysis shows a near-linear escalation from +25.7 mg/dL in light (0–40g carb) meals to +42.5 mg/dL in very-heavy (110g+) meals — a 65% jump. Two secondary levers pull in the opposite direction: protein pairings (≥15g) trimmed the response by ~12% (n=19,940, p<0.001) and morning timing (before 10 am) trimmed it by ~18% (n=3,491, p<0.001). The mechanism is observational, not yet causal, but the pattern is consistent with kale acting as a glucose-flat carrier — the leaves contribute almost nothing, and the response tracks the surrounding meal.
This page draws on 24,753 kale logs from 6,392 unique Signos members, including 1,206 single-item kale logs (meals where kale was logged alone, no pairings), collected through the Signos production CGM platform. Data were filtered to postprandial glucose responses (PPGR) between 0 and 100 mg/dL to exclude sensor artifacts and implausible readings. Modifier effects were estimated using Welch's t-test on matched pairs against a defined baseline; all reported effects carry p<0.001 unless noted. We report mean glucose peak across a right-skewed distribution — the median single-item spike of +27 mg/dL is a few mg/dL lower than the mean of +29.4 mg/dL, which is typical for this type of data. The food was identified in member logs using a regex that matched "kale" as a primary ingredient. Any carb-pair sub-cohort requires at least 100 matched meals before it appears in the recipe builder.